Robocop to join Bella Morte!
We are proud to announce the latest addition to Bella Morte’s line-up… ROBOCOP!
Robocop will be joining the band on the upcoming spring spring tour with Synthetic Division. He will primarily be playing the saxophone, but his uncanny ability to play keyboard and guitar at the same time is sure to wow the fans. When asked about the decision to add a member, front-man Andy Deane said, “I’m both excited and terrified. It definitely adds another element to our sound.” When pressed for reaction, Tony Lechmanski said, “Robocop rules.”
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Hey, we didn’t sign up for that. This ain’t cool, man. This ain’t cool.
So is this a step towards Bella Morte becoming a “metal” band.
o_O
I… am… just terrified.